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Emily Record



Hello! My name is Emily, and the most important thing about me is that I’m the funniest person I know. In no particular order, I love cats, traveling, wine, pasta, reading, and watching Gordon Ramsay call people donuts, among other things. I’m apparently an adult, but most days, I don’t feel or act like it, which usually makes life that much more interesting (or sad, but that’s what repressing emotions are for!).